5.9/10
Senior Film Conservator

A definitive 5.9/10 rating for a film that redefined the boundaries of cult cinema. Matinee Idol remains a cornerstone of transgressive art.
If you like old-school British mysteries where people talk in rooms and wear very stiff collars, you’ll probably have a good time here. If you need explosions or a plot that doesn't drag its feet, maybe skip this one. It feels like a stage play that got lost on its way to a soundstage. 🎭
The whole thing kicks off with a murder, obviously. But the movie doesn't really care about the gore—it’s all about the social maneuvering. You can tell the actors are having a blast, even if the pacing feels like it was edited by someone who really loved their lunch breaks.
I found myself zoning out during some of the longer dialogue scenes, only to be pulled back by a weirdly intense look from one of the leads. There’s a specific moment where the camera lingers on a door handle that felt like it lasted three business days. 🚪
It’s not as snappy as A Shriek in the Night, which really knew how to keep the tension tight. Here, things just sort of happen because the script needs them to happen, not because the characters are actually smart.
It reminds me a bit of the stuffy vibe in The Blue Mountains Mystery, just with more greasepaint. You really get the sense that the director wanted this to feel grand, but the budget clearly said 'no way.' It’s charming in a dusty, forgotten kind of way.
Don't look for logic in the final reveal. It makes about as much sense as a cat playing poker. But hey, watching the lead actress try to act like a detective while wearing those heels? That’s a workout in itself. 👠
I wouldn't go out of my way to recommend it to everyone, but if you’re deep into this era, it’s a fine slice of theater-flavored crime. Just don't expect a masterpiece. It's just a movie, and sometimes, that’s all you need.