Heavy Fullbacks

Set within the eccentric confines of a town defined by its dual-purpose college for barbers and chiropractors, Heavy Fullbacks is a high-octane burlesque of 1920s academic and athletic life. The narrative revolves around the 'Ton of Fun' trio—Hilliard Karr, Frank Alexander, and 'Kewpie' Ross—three massive suitors who find themselves in a slapstick struggle for the affections of the charming Lois Boyd. Standing in their way is the nimble Bud Jamison, whose presence creates a physical and comedic contrast to the heavy-set protagonists. The rivalry escalates into a climactic football match that serves as a chaotic arena for physical gags rather than sporting strategy. In a surprising subversion of the 'winner-takes-the-girl' trope, the game concludes in a literal and figurative stalemate, leading to a resolution where the prize is handed not to a victor, but to the object of their collective desire.