5.6/10
Senior Film Conservator

A definitive 5.6/10 rating for a film that redefined the boundaries of cult cinema. Pastrytown Wedding remains a cornerstone of transgressive art.
Honestly? Only if you like old-school, jittery animation that makes you wonder what the animators were eating. If you’re looking for a plot that actually goes anywhere, stay away. This is for the weirdos who enjoy 1930s shorts where the background characters move like they’ve had too much coffee. ☕
It’s barely a movie. It’s more like a vibe that lasts just long enough for you to finish a cup of tea. If you’re the type of person who needs to see every single thing Ted Eshbaugh ever put his name on, you’re already watching it. Everyone else might find it a bit exhausting.
The whole thing is centered on a kitchen in 'Pastrytown.' The chef is running around like his hair is on fire to finish a wedding cake. And yes, he enlists the help of animal crackers. Not the cute, stable kind you get in a box, but the kind that start dancing around the counter.
It reminded me a little bit of the chaotic energy in The Unholy Three, though obviously with way more frosting and significantly fewer crimes. It’s got that same slightly unsettling feeling where you aren’t quite sure if the characters are happy or just trapped.
There’s a moment near the middle where the animation gets so frantic it almost feels like the frame rate is having a panic attack. It’s bizarre. You don't see that kind of reckless, unpolished energy in modern animation anymore. Everything now is so smooth and boringly perfect.
I found myself wondering if this would pair well with something like The Midnight Ace, just to see if the tone shift would give me whiplash. Probably not, but the thought made me laugh while watching these crackers do their little dance.
It’s not trying to be a deep, cinematic masterpiece. It’s just trying to fill time with something shiny and moving. Sometimes, that’s exactly what you need. Other times, it just makes you feel like you’ve missed a beat. 🍰
Watch it for the texture. Watch it because it feels like a postcard from a time when cartoons were just pure, unfiltered chaos. Don't go in expecting a story that makes sense. Just let the sugar rush happen.

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