7.3/10
Senior Film Conservator

A definitive 7.3/10 rating for a film that redefined the boundaries of cult cinema. The Heath Is Green remains a cornerstone of transgressive art.
If you like movies that smell like pine needles and old wool, sure. It is a slow burn that relies on landscape and heavy stares. If you need explosions or someone talking every thirty seconds, you will probably be bored out of your mind.
Honestly, the whole thing feels like a dusty book you find in a cabin. It is not trying to be the next The Life and Passion of Jesus Christ, that is for sure.
The ranger spends way too much time looking through binoculars. You can tell he is supposed to be this tough, unmovable force of nature. But then he meets the poacher, and the air just sort of leaves the room.
Finding out the man you have been hunting is your girl's dad? That is some serious bad luck. The movie handles this by having people stand in doorways and look worried. It is not subtle, but it is effective enough.
There is a scene near the middle where they just sit and eat. Nobody says anything. I think I checked my watch twice, but then I stopped. It is weirdly hypnotic.
It is definitely not as frantic as The Spiders - Episode 1: The Golden Sea. There is no treasure, just a lot of guilt and some very serious forestry work.
I kept waiting for a big shouting match that never really comes. Instead, you get this low-level hum of anxiety. It is refreshing, I guess? Or maybe just stubborn.
Whatever. It is a film that knows what it is. It is about a forest, a guy with a gun who shouldn't have one, and a ranger who is tired of his own rules. Nothing profound, just people stuck in a situation they can't shoot their way out of. 🌲