4.5/10
Senior Film Conservator

A definitive 4.5/10 rating for a film that redefined the boundaries of cult cinema. The New Adventures of Tarzan remains a cornerstone of transgressive art.
Look, if you are the type who needs snappy editing and CGI to keep your eyes glued to the screen, run away. This is a 1935 serial, which means it feels like a marathon of walking through bushes and people shouting at each other in caves. If you have a soft spot for grainy, black-and-white jungle adventures where the monkeys clearly have handlers just off-camera, you might actually get a kick out of this.
It is definitely not for anyone who expects a tight, logical plot. The whole thing is essentially a series of "oh no, we are trapped" moments followed by "phew, we escaped" moments. It is pure, unfiltered 1930s fluff.
Bruce Bennett (who was actually credited as Herman Brix back then) plays a Tarzan who is, frankly, a bit more articulate than I expected. He wanders into Guatemala looking for a friend who crashed a plane, but mostly he just ends up getting dragged into this treasure hunt for the Green Goddess. 🐒
The pacing is… well, it is a serial. It drags. There are scenes where people just stand around in the brush talking about maps for way too long. Sometimes the sound quality gets so fuzzy you have to guess what they are saying, but honestly, it adds to the whole backyard-movie feeling. It reminds me a bit of the frantic energy in The Two Gun Man, where things just happen because the script says so, not because they make sense.
It is not trying to be a deep meditation on nature or whatever. It is just a guy in a loincloth solving problems. Sometimes, that is enough. It is weirdly grounded in how silly it is, which is more than I can say for some modern stuff that tries way too hard to be taken seriously. If you have ever seen The Rebel, you know that old-school adventure movies have a rhythm all their own. You have to settle into the dust and the crackly audio to really get it.
By the end, you will probably forget most of the names, but you will remember the way the light hits the trees and how nobody ever seems to actually get dirty despite trekking through a whole country. It is imperfect, it is slow, and it is totally a product of its time. I don't regret watching it, even if I did take a few naps along the way. 🌴

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