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A corpulent, top-hatted titan of slapstick—half Mont Blanc of pomposity, half avalanche of custard—Mack Swain’s Ambrose purchases a seaside bungalow the way a drunk buys a promise: eyes glazed, wallet gaping, fate snickering. The house, a flimsy confection of lath and wishful thinking, arrives prefabricated yet comprehensively cursed; its beams warp, its doors sag northward, its chimney exhales soot like an asthmatic dragon. Within minutes the structure becomes a dadaist crucible: walls pirouette, staircases melt into slides, and the roof detaches to become a guillotine of shingles. Ambrose, a walrus in spats, wrestles the dwelling as if it were a mischievous poltergeist wearing timber disguise, while his hat—an exclamation mark of respectability—survives every indignity, bobbing above the rubble like a cork in a tempest. Around him swirl a parade of trespassers: a mailman who delivers only calamity, a honeymooning couple who mistake the chaos for avant-garde theatre, and a realtor whose smile is as reliable as quicksand. Each visitor triggers fresh entropy; cupboards vomit dishes, floorboards snap like brittle promises, and a grand piano somersaults into the surf, scattering arpeggios of irony. By the time the tide reclaims the bungalow’s splinters, Ambrose stands marooned on a lone remaining rafter, trousers shredded, mustache drooping like a defeated pennant, yet somehow triumphant—having purchased, demolished, and survived a whole comedy of home-ownership in one bravura afternoon of elastic-jointed catastrophe.
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