Summary
In 'Sylvia on a Spree,' the narrative fabric is woven from the restless yearnings of Sylvia Fairponts, a young woman of sheltered lineage whose existence is a pale reflection of the vibrant, albeit scandalous, chronicles she devours in the press. Her obsession centers upon the Beaulieu Inn, a notorious crucible of urban decadence. Driven by a desperate curiosity to ascertain if life holds more than the tepid rituals of her class, Sylvia seeks out the counsel of Mme. Claire St. Claire, a clairvoyant whose mystical prognostications—purchased at an exorbitant premium—foretell a fortuitous encounter with a dashing paramour. This prophecy manifests in the form of Jack Bradley, a man of standard virtue who finds himself simultaneously captivated by Sylvia’s beauty and repulsed by her voyeuristic hunger for 'the seamy side.' In a misguided attempt at moral hygiene, Jack orchestrates an elaborate theatrical deception. He transforms the inn into a simulated den of iniquity, replete with gyrating exotics and a surreal tableau involving an indigent actor receiving a 'champagne shampoo' from a bevy of chorus girls. This grand guignol of manufactured vice is designed to shatter Sylvia’s romanticized notions of debauchery, yet the boundary between artifice and reality dissolves when a legitimate police raid converges upon the staged one, leading to a frantic denouement in night court that ultimately recalibrates Sylvia’s desires toward the sanctuary of domesticity.
Synopsis
Sheltered young Sylvia Fairponts reads about the scandals originating from the Beaulieu Inn and determines to go there at any cost. Anxious to know whether life promises any excitement for her, Sylvia consults clairvoyant Mme. Claire St. Claire, who, for a large fee, predicts that she will soon meet a dashing young lover. That afternoon, Sylvia meets handsome Jack Bradley, who, although strongly attracted to her, is horrified when she demands that he take her to the Beaulieu Inn. She insists, however, so Jack arranges to dine at the inn and, with his brother's help, forever cure Sylvia of her desire to experience the seamy side of life. He hires a number of exotic dancers to gyrate wildly in one room, while in another, hired chorus girls give Edwin Booth D'Aubrey, an unemployed actor dressed as a man-about-town, a champagne shampoo. Sylvia's disgust turns to panic when hired policemen raid the inn, but moments later the real police arrive, and everyone is taken into night court. Jack's friend arranges to have them released, whereupon Sylvia starts to happily look forward to a quiet married life with Jack.
