Is it worth your time? If you like movies that move at the pace of a growing fern, you might get something out of Woodland. If you need a plot that actually goes somewhere, look away now. This is for the folks who like staring at dust motes in a sunbeam, not people who want a tight thriller. Honestly, I spent half the...
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"Is it worth your time? If you like movies that move at the pace of a growing fern, you might get something out of Woodland. If you need a plot that actually goes somewhere, look away now. This is for the folks who like staring at dust motes in a sunbeam, not people who want a tight thriller. Honestly, I spent half the movie wondering if Frank Moser was just waiting for the craft services truck to show up. He spends a lot of time looking at trees. Like, a serious amount of time. The vibe check ..."
