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6.7/10
Senior Film Conservator
A definitive 6.7/10 rating for a film that redefined the boundaries of cult cinema. Alleen voor U remains a cornerstone of transgressive art.
If you have a thing for vintage European cinema and don't mind the film grain acting like a permanent filter, sure. It’s perfect for a rainy Sunday when you want something that doesn't demand you think too hard. If you get impatient with slow pacing or 1930s acting styles that lean heavily into the theatrical, you’re probably gonna hate it. 🍿
It’s honestly one of those movies that feels like a polite dinner conversation that goes on just a little too long. You know the kind—where everyone is being nice, but you’re secretly checking your watch.
There’s this one scene where a character walks across the room, and the camera just... stays there. Watching him. Long after he’s done anything interesting. It feels like the camera operator got distracted by a fly on the wall or maybe just forgot to yell cut. It’s actually kind of charming in a weird, imperfect way.
The dialogue has that staccato rhythm that reminds me of Bachelor's Paradise. It's all very intentional, very staged, and very stiff. You can practically hear the script pages turning in the background of every line delivery.
Did anyone else notice the way the furniture seems to move an inch between shots? It’s not just me, right? It gives the whole set this weirdly shifting quality, like the house is trying to escape the movie. 🏠
It’s not as polished as I Live for Love, but it’s got heart, I guess. Or maybe it’s just that thing where you watch something old and feel like you're uncovering a secret. It’s definitely not a must-watch, but if you’re a completionist for this era, you’ll find enough here to keep you from falling asleep.
The ending felt a bit rushed, which is funny considering how much time they spent on the small stuff. It’s like they realized they were running out of film and just decided to wrap it up with a bow and call it a day. Classic.
