6.2/10
Senior Film Conservator

A definitive 6.2/10 rating for a film that redefined the boundaries of cult cinema. Antonio di Padova, Il santo dei miracoli remains a cornerstone of transgressive art.
You should probably only watch this if you are really into religious history or you just love the look of old, dusty Italian films from the early 1900s. If you’re looking for something with fast cuts or big explosions like The Raid, you are going to be very disappointed and probably bored out of your mind. But for a quiet Sunday where you want to feel like you've traveled back in time, it’s actually kind of sweet. ⛪
The whole thing is presented by Bob and Penny Lord. They are these famous Catholic hosts who talk about the movie like they were actually there when it happened. It makes the whole experience feel like you're sitting in a very warm living room watching a VHS tape with your grandparents. It’s not a polished Hollywood production, and that’s honestly why I liked it.
The actual footage is from a 1931 film called Antonio di Padova, Il santo dei miracoli. It’s black and white, and the film is so grainy it almost looks like it’s vibrating. Ruggero Barni plays Anthony, and he has this face that just looks permanently worried or holy. He does a lot of intense staring at the sky. ☁️
There is this one scene where Anthony is talking to the fish because the people won't listen to him. The fish actually pop their heads out of the water. It’s clearly just some guys pulling strings or something, but it’s so earnest that you can't help but smile. It’s much simpler than the high-tension stuff you see in Tigris, which came out around the same era in Italy.
The movie doesn't really have a plot in the way we think of them now. It’s more like a collection of moments where Anthony does something nice or a miracle happens. The pacing is very slow. Like, really slow. Sometimes a character will just walk across a room and the camera follows them for what feels like five minutes without anyone saying a word.
I noticed that the costumes look extremely heavy. Everyone is wearing these thick wool robes that probably smelled terrible under the hot Italian sun. You can almost see the actors sweating through their makeup. It gives it a grounded feeling that modern movies miss because everything is too clean now.
The hosts, Bob and Penny, jump in every once in a while to explain what’s going on. Some people might find this annoying because it breaks the immersion. I thought it was kind of funny, like having a live commentary track that you didn't ask for. They really, really love Saint Anthony. Their excitement is probably the most high-energy part of the whole thing. 🎙️
There’s a bit where Anthony confronts a tyrant, and the acting gets very theatrical. Lots of pointing and dramatic capes being thrown around. It reminded me a little of the exaggerated style in The Cat Creeps, where every shadow is a big deal. Here, the shadows are mostly just there because the lighting equipment in 1931 wasn't great.
The film was written by guys like Giulio Antamoro and Aldo Quinti. You can tell they were trying to be very respectful to the church. There aren't any risks taken with the story. It’s exactly what you expect a saint movie to be. If you want something with more bite or weirdness, you'd be better off with Daddy's Gone A-Hunting, but that’s a completely different vibe.
One weird detail I loved: the background extras. Half of them look like they just wandered off the street in Italy and were told to stand there and look amazed. One guy in the back of a crowd scene is clearly just looking at the camera and smiling. It’s these little human mistakes that make these old movies feel alive to me. 🇮🇹
The music is also very dramatic. Lots of organs and choir sounds that swell up whenever Anthony looks at a crucifix. It’s a bit much at times. My ears actually started to ring during the final scene because the audio quality on these old prints is pretty crunchy.
Is it a masterpiece? Probably not. It’s more of a relic. It’s something you put on when you want to turn your brain off and just look at pretty, old images of Italy and people being kind to each other. It’s definitely not Horse Play; there is zero humor here unless you count the accidental kind.
The ending lingers for a long time on a shot of a statue. It’s meant to be emotional, but it goes on for so long that I started checking my phone. That’s the problem with these older edits—they didn't know when to cut. But if you stick with it, there’s a sense of peace you get from it. 🕊️
I think religious folks will find it very moving. Historians will like it for the 1930s production value. Everyone else will probably think it’s just a blurry mess. I’m somewhere in the middle. I appreciated the honesty of it. It’s a movie that knows exactly what it is and doesn't try to be cool.
Final thought: check out the scene with the mule. The mule is a better actor than some of the humans. It just stands there with so much dignity while everyone else is screaming about a miracle. It’s the small things like that which stay with you after the screen goes dark.
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