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6.5/10
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A definitive 6.5/10 rating for a film that redefined the boundaries of cult cinema. Atlantis remains a cornerstone of transgressive art.
If you are the kind of person who gets obsessed with how people talked and moved in the 1930s, then yes, give this a go. It is a slow burn that feels more like a stage play that someone accidentally filmed on a boat.
But if you are looking for big explosions or CGI water, you will probably hate this movie. It’s clunky and the sound is kind of a mess. 🚢
I watched this on a Tuesday night when I couldn't sleep, and honestly, it’s a mood. It feels like peering through a dusty window into a world that doesn't exist anymore.
The movie is called Atlantis, but let’s be real. It is the Titanic story, just with the names changed to avoid whatever legal or social drama was happening back then.
The ship is huge, or at least the movie wants you to think it is. Most of the time, you just see the same three hallways and a very fancy dining room.
It’s weirdly quiet for a disaster movie. There is no swelling orchestra to tell you when to feel sad, just the constant hiss of the early sound recording equipment.
Sometimes the hiss is louder than the actors. It sounds like someone is perpetually frying bacon just off-camera.
Marcel Vibert plays the main guy, and he has this incredible mustache that seems to have its own acting credit. He spends a lot of time looking out of windows and looking very concerned.
The plot moves like a turtle on a leash. You know the iceberg is coming, they know the iceberg is coming, but they spend twenty minutes talking about poker and social status first.
Speaking of poker, there’s a scene where they’re all sitting around playing cards that feels like it was filmed in real-time. I think I actually aged a year during that scene.
It reminded me a bit of the pacing in Poker Faces, but way less funny. More... doom-laden? If that's a word.
I noticed this one extra in the background of the dining scene who just couldn't stop looking at the camera. He looks like he’s wondering if he left his oven on at home.
The costumes are incredible, though. Everyone is dressed like they are going to a funeral, which I guess they are, technically. 🎩
The women have these sharp bob haircuts and dresses that look like they weigh fifty pounds. They move very stiffly, probably because the microphones were hidden in the flower vases on the tables.
There is a lot of standing around. Like, a lot.
When the ship finally hits the iceberg, it isn't a big crash. It’s more of a gentle *thud* and then everyone looks slightly annoyed like the waiter brought the wrong soup.
I guess people were more polite about sinking back then. Or maybe the budget only allowed for one *thud* sound effect.
Compared to something like Taxi 13, where the vehicles feel like they have some weight, the ship here feels a bit like a cardboard cutout in the wide shots. But the interior sets are actually pretty solid.
The movie gets noticeably better once the water starts coming in. Not because the action is good, but because the actors finally stop talking about their feelings and start doing things.
There is this one shot of a staircase where the water is slowly creeping up. It’s simple, but it’s actually kind of creepy. It feels more real than the 1997 version because you know they were actually standing in a cold tank of water in 1930.
The lighting is very hit or miss. One second a face is perfectly lit, and the next, they walk into a shadow and just... disappear. It’s like the cinematographer was having a fight with the light switch.
I think I saw a boom mic shadow at the 45-minute mark. Or maybe it was just a very tall ghost. 👻
The movie has this weird rhythm. It’ll be super fast for two minutes and then stop dead for ten. It’s like the editor was learning how to use scissors while they were working.
It’s not as energetic as Fast and Furious (the 1927 one, obviously), which has a bit more snap to it. This one is more of a slog.
The ending is... abrupt. It just kind of stops. No big emotional wrap-up, just a sense of well, that happened.
It’s a bit like La tour in that it’s more interested in the structure of the setting than the people inside it. The ship is the star, even if the ship is mostly just some wood panels and a leaky pipe.
Is it a masterpiece? No. Is it a fascinating disaster? Absolutely.
You can tell they were trying to figure out how to make a "big" movie with sound for the first time. It’s like watching a baby try to walk. It’s messy and they fall down a lot, but you have to respect the effort.
I don't think I'll ever watch it again, but I’m glad I saw it once. It makes you realize how much we take for granted in modern movies, like being able to hear the actors without hearing the ghost of a frying pan in the background.
If you've got 90 minutes and you want to feel like you're in a time machine that's slightly broken, give Atlantis a spin. Just don't expect to be humming any of the songs afterward. Mostly because there aren't any. 🚢💨
IMDb 6.6
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