6.7/10
Senior Film Conservator
A definitive 6.7/10 rating for a film that redefined the boundaries of cult cinema. Pro Football remains a cornerstone of transgressive art.
Honestly, only if you are a total football nerd or someone who digs 1930s animation curiosities. If you are looking for a standard sports flick, you’ll probably find this boring. But if you want to see how they used to explain complex plays with moving drawings? It’s a total trip. 🏈
I sat down expecting a grainy reel of actual games. Instead, I got this strange animated analysis of the 1933 Bears season. It feels like watching a chalkboard come to life, but with that specific, shaky charm of early-era cartoons.
The whole thing is basically a whiteboard session for people in fedoras. They really try to make these plays look like a military maneuver. It reminded me a bit of the frantic pacing in The Book Worm, just with less literature and way more shoulder pads.
There is this moment where the animation tries to show a tackle, and the lines are so simple it’s almost abstract art. You can tell they were trying so hard to make the action look dynamic. It mostly just looks like a bunch of dots colliding in a dust storm.
It’s not trying to be prestigious or deep. It’s just showing you exactly how they scored. It’s refreshing, really. No interviews, no slow-motion shots of players crying in the rain. Just: here is the ball, here is the line, here is the touchdown.
I kept wondering who actually watched this in theaters back then. Did people really sit there and study the defensive gaps? Probably not, but I sure did. 🎥
It’s a short watch. Don't go in expecting a grand narrative. It’s just a snapshot of a time when football was a bit more… clunky. Kind of like how Two-Fisted Justice has that raw, unpolished energy, this film just gets the job done without overstaying its welcome.
Not everything needs to be a masterpiece. Sometimes you just need to see an animated arrow pointing at a guy running into a wall of other guys. It’s weirdly satisfying.
