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6.3/10
Senior Film Conservator
A definitive 6.3/10 rating for a film that redefined the boundaries of cult cinema. See America Thirst remains a cornerstone of transgressive art.
If you are looking for something to watch while you eat a sandwich on a lazy afternoon, See America Thirst is a solid choice. You should definitely watch it if you like those old movies where the jokes are mostly people falling over or looking confused. You should probably skip it if you hate the sound of 1930s recording equipment, which is... let's just say it is very crunchy.
The movie stars Harry Langdon and Slim Summerville. They play Wally and Slim, two bums who are just trying to get by. They end up getting mistaken for these two super-tough killers from out of town. It is a classic setup that you have seen a million times, but it feels fresh here because the lead actors are such weirdos. 🤡
Harry Langdon is the real draw for me. He has this way of moving that feels like he is a giant toddler in a man's suit. He does this thing where he blinks slowly at the camera when something bad happens. It makes the scene feel awkward in a way that I think is actually intentional? It's hard to tell with him sometimes.
Slim Summerville is the perfect partner for him because he is so tall and looks like he hasn't slept since 1912. They look ridiculous standing next to each other. One is short and round, the other is basically a human pipe cleaner. Their chemistry isn't perfect, but it is fun to watch them try to navigate a fancy party while pretending to be murderers.
The plot involves a lot of stuff about "thirst," which is just code for wanting alcohol during Prohibition. They get caught up with a gang leader named Shultz. There is a lot of yelling. Early talkies like this tend to have people yelling their lines because they weren't sure if the microphones would pick them up. 📣
I noticed this one scene where they are in a room full of guns and Harry just keeps touching things he shouldn't. The way he handles a machine gun is genuinely terrifying. Not because he's a good actor, but because it looks like he might actually drop it on his foot. It's those little moments of physical clumsiness that made me laugh out loud.
Bessie Love is in this too. She plays the girl who is caught in the middle of the gang war. She's great, but the movie doesn't really know what to do with her. She mostly just has to look pretty and act worried while the boys do their bit. It's a bit like her role in New York Nights, where she also had to deal with some shady characters.
There is a scene at a banquet that goes on way too long. They are eating and trying to act tough, but they keep messing up the etiquette. It's funny for about three minutes. Then it keeps going for another five. You can almost feel the director behind the camera saying, "Keep going, we need to fill the runtime!"
The sets look like they were made of cardboard and hope. Especially the "outdoor" scenes that are clearly filmed on a stage. You can see the shadows of the actors hitting the fake sky in the background. I kind of love that though. It gives the whole thing a theatrical feel that modern movies just don't have.
Wait, I have to mention the boots. There is a recurring bit about Slim's boots being too tight or something? Or maybe they were just loud. I lost track. But the sound of their footsteps is so loud in the mix it sounds like they are walking on giant crackers. Crunch, crunch, crunch.
It’s not a masterpiece. It’s not even as tight as some of the other stuff from that year, like maybe The Parson of Panamint which has a bit more soul. But for a movie about two idiots in a gang war, it does the job. It’s light. It’s silly. It doesn't try to teach you a lesson about the human condition or whatever.
The ending is a bit of a mess. Everything happens so fast and then it just... stops? I had to rewind because I thought I missed a page of the script. But no, that’s just how they did it back then. They got to the punchline and headed for the exits.
I think the best way to watch this is to not pay too much attention to the logic. If you start asking why the police are so incompetent, the whole movie falls apart. Just watch Harry Langdon's face. He does more with a twitch of his eyebrow than most actors do with a ten-minute monologue. 🤨
Is it the best comedy ever? No way. But it has this shaggy dog energy that I really appreciated. It feels like a group of friends got together and decided to make fun of gangsters for an hour. Sometimes that is all you need from a movie. 🍺
One more thing—the music is barely there. Most of the movie is just silence and dialogue. It makes the jokes feel a bit naked. You don't have a big orchestral score telling you when to laugh. You just have to decide if it's funny on your own. I liked that challenge.
Anyway, give it a look if you find it. It's a weird little time capsule of a world where everyone was thirsty and Harry Langdon was a movie star. It's charming in its own broken way.
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