Summary
A gilded lothario—Captain Dandy—glides through dockside taverns trailing perfume-clouds and broken promises like silk scarves caught in a squall; every berth from Marseille to Montevideo shelters a sighing lover who believes herself the only one. Yet when his schooner slips its moorings this voyage the cargo is riskier than rum or rifles: aboard prowls a newlywed Venus lashed to a thunder-browed spouse whose gaze could split hull-plates. The resulting pas de trois—equal parts bedroom farce and maritime danse macabre—unfurls in cascading coincidences: hatches mislabeled, staterooms double-booked, love-letters delivered to the wrong trembling hands, until jealousy itself becomes a fourth passenger, steering the vessel toward comic shipwreck. In the bowels of the ship, coal-black corridors compress space into a cubist labyrinth where doors open onto other doors; above, sails billow like guilty consciences, threatening to snap the mast of propriety. By the time the foghorn bellows its guttural warning, every secret has been dragged on deck, shaken out like salt-stained sheets, and the captain’s swagger has melted into a puddle of exquisite humiliation—proof that even the most seasoned navigator cannot chart the submerged reefs of desire.
Synopsis
Captain Dandy is quite the ladies' man, with a woman in every port--and, he's about to set sail. Aboard ship is a beautiful woman - and her jealous husband.
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