The story of a Boston dance teacher who gets shanghaied by buccaneers who might make his next steps be off the plank!.
Is it worth your time? If you like movies that look like a box of melted crayons and have absolutely zero stakes, then sure, go for it. People who need a logical plot or characters who act like actual human beings will probably want to throw their remote at the screen within ten minutes. It’s an odd, stiff relic that f...
Comparing the cinematic DNA and archive impact of two defining moments in cult history.
Lloyd Corrigan
Victor Heerman
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"Is it worth your time? If you like movies that look like a box of melted crayons and have absolutely zero stakes, then sure, go for it. People who need a logical plot or characters who act like actual human beings will probably want to throw their remote at the screen within ten minutes. It’s an odd, stiff relic that feels like it’s vibrating with effort. The whole thing starts with this Boston dance teacher getting snatched up by pirates. It sounds like a premise for a cartoon, and for the mos..."
Francis Edward Faragoh, Emma-Lindsay Squier, Ray Harris, Jack Wagner, Boris Ingster
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