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A slapstick matrimonial merry-go-round set inside the claustrophobic foyer of a modest boarding-house, Don’t Chase Your Wife pirouettes on the razor-thin line between uxorious panic and anarchic freedom. The plot—if one can cage such a whirlwind—unfurls like a Keystone fever dream: a meek husband (Hap Ward) discovers his restless spouse (Gale Henry) flirting with the contours of independence the moment his back is turned. Rather than confront, he metastasizes into a one-man surveillance state, ducking behind potted palms, crawling under tea-tables, and commandeering dumb-waiters in a futile attempt to map her every blink. Each new hiding spot becomes a trapdoor into deeper humiliation: trousers shredded on rusty nails, face blackened by soot, dignity peeled away in onion-skin layers. Meanwhile the Marion Morgan Dancers—troupe of syncopated sylphs—glide through the hallway as if the corridor were a Busby Berkeley pool, their geometric limbs refracting the husband’s chaos into cubist comedy. Milburn Morante’s leering boarder keeps slipping love notes under doors, ensuring that every slam becomes a ricochet of suspicion. The climax arrives when the wife, cornered yet radiant, pirouettes on the landing and declares the chase itself her liberation; the husband, now a Rube Goldberg tangle of bruises, finally stands still—only to discover she never truly fled, merely stepped sideways into her own spotlight. The film ends on a freeze-frame of mutual exhaustion: two silhouettes sharing a cigarette, the corridor clock stuck at midnight, the camera iris closing like a tired eye that has seen enough of matrimony’s hall of mirrors.
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