Summary
In a cavernous, lace-curtained parlor that smells of lamp-oil and lemon wax, a dervish in plus-fours storms: a golf-mad pedagogue with a handlebar mustache waxed to weaponry, pockets rattling with tees like loose ammunition. He commandeers Persian rugs as fairways, chandeliers as hazards, and the family’s heirloom vase as a makeshift hole; each swing detonates plaster dust into sunbeams, turning the bourgeois sanctum into a Dadaist battleground. The mother pirouettes in horror, the father’s monocle pops in sync with every divot, while Baby Peggy—four-foot-high sovereign of mischief—marshals the terrier Brownie as caddie, his tail semaphore-ing wind direction across the ottoman. Porcelain shrapnel, feather-stuffed clouds from eviscerated settees, and the scent of turpentine from a spilled lamp swirl into a vortex of slapstick entropy until the room, now a cubist ruin, coughs them onto the morning links. Out there, under a bleached sky, the game transmutes: manicured greens become existential arenas, each hole a yawning mouth demanding obeisance. The instructor, suddenly Socratic, preaches Zen-like stillness; the family, bruised but baptized, discover that the swing is memory, the ball is regret, and the hole is merely tomorrow’s hunger. Brownie trots ahead, claws clicking like metronomes, while Peggy sinks a thirty-foot putt that rolls across the screen like a comet—freeze-frame on her grin, the universe tipping its cap.
Synopsis
A nut golf instructor teaches a family how to play the game indoors. After wrecking the parlor they go out on the links to play.
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