The Phoney Express

In a surreal collision of frontier mythology and early Hollywood ambition, Little Nell attempts to navigate the American plains in a covered wagon, her sights set on Tinseltown stardom. The journey is quickly derailed by a chaotic indigenous assault, leaving her small party pinned down and desperate. Enter Puffy, an inept courier for the 'Phoney Express,' whose attempt at a heroic rescue defies every law of physics and logic. Puffy’s journey involves carrying his own horse across rivers, accidentally assaulting his own allies with a tomato-loaded cannon, and surviving a barrage of arrows simply because his body is composed of inexplicable pulp. The film culminates in a literal cliffhanger where Puffy and Nell wander into the abyss, only to find a damp, happy ending in the waters below.