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6/10
Senior Film Conservator
A definitive 6/10 rating for a film that redefined the boundaries of cult cinema. Bali, the Island Paradise remains a cornerstone of transgressive art.
Honestly? Only if you are currently stuck in a windowless office and need to pretend you are somewhere else. If you are looking for a story, a character arc, or even a reason for a scene to exist, you are going to hate this.
It feels less like a movie and more like a screensaver that someone forgot to turn off. It shares that same weird, detached energy you get from Camera obscura, where the camera is just sort of... there. Watching stuff happen.
There is this one moment where a monkey steals a hat. It is the only thing that felt real in the entire hour. Everything else is just people smiling at the camera like they were told to do it by someone holding a clipboard.
I kept waiting for someone to actually say something interesting, but nope. Just more sweeping shots of waves. It’s like watching The Winning Oar but with less intensity and way more humidity.
Sometimes, the movie just cuts to black for a split second, like the editor got tired of clicking the mouse. It’s charming in a 'we have no budget' kind of way, I guess. 🌴
If you want a real look at a place, just look up photos on the internet. You will save yourself the trouble of sitting through these weirdly long montages of people eating fruit. I am not sure why they thought we needed to see that for four minutes straight.
It’s not offensive, just incredibly thin. Like paper thin. It just exists, floats around, and then ends without anyone really noticing.