5/10
Senior Film Conservator

A definitive 5/10 rating for a film that redefined the boundaries of cult cinema. Bosko at the Beach remains a cornerstone of transgressive art.
Should you watch this today? Yes, if you like weird old cartoons with zero physics. 🌊
But if you hate tinny, looping music from the 1930s, you will probably want to scream. It is definitely not for everyone.
I actually watched this right after finishing the heavy drama of Diary of a Lost Girl. Talk about total tonal whiplash.
The whole plot is just Bosko, Honey, and Bruno the dog hanging near the ocean. But because it is 1932, the sand and water behave like living, creepy things.
Bosko spends most of the time trying to act like A Man's Man. Instead, he just looks like a vibrating piece of spaghetti.
Where are his bones? His limbs stretch so much it actually gets a bit uncomfortable to watch.
There is a quick moment where Bruno gets buried in the sand. His head is just sticking out, looking incredibly miserable. 🐶
I laughed out loud at how poorly drawn the sandcastles look. They look like lumpy gray potatoes.
The animators clearly got tired near the end. The ocean just becomes two squiggly lines on a white screen.
It is not a masterpiece, and the audio hurts my ears a little bit. Still, the sheer unhinged energy makes it worth a quick look.