Cult Review
Senior Film Conservator

If you’re hunting for a deep dive into silent film history, _Parlez Vous_ might just catch your eye. It's a quick, almost forgettable little comedy that probably works best for folks who already love digging through old reels. Anyone expecting modern pacing or subtle laughs? You'll be pretty lost here, honestly. But for a certain kind of film buff, it’s a tiny, weird gem.
The premise here is pretty thin, as you might expect. It centers on a language barrier, or at least a big misunderstanding that comes from one character, played by Stanley Blystone, just not quite grasping what everyone else is on about. He’s trying his best, bless him, but it just keeps getting him into more trouble.
One scene sticks with me: Blystone is at what looks like a fancy dinner, maybe. Someone asks him, _“Parlez-vous français?”_ and he just… stares. 😐 His face does this amazing slow transformation from confusion to this totally blank, almost terrified look. It goes on for a solid five seconds. It feels like an eternity in a silent film. The Big Hop had some drawn-out moments, but this one really pushed it.
Then there's Slim Summerville. He shows up as a waiter, all gangly limbs and awkward movements. He spills pretty much everything, which is exactly what you’d want from Summerville. His physical comedy is just so natural, even if the gags themselves are very simple. It’s hard not to smile when he's on screen.
The print I saw was… well, it was a print. Lots of flickering, some scratches that made it look like it was snowing indoors during a few scenes. It adds a certain charm, I guess, or maybe just makes you wish for a better restoration. You really have to squint sometimes. 🤔
Walter Brennan has a small part too, looking remarkably young. He’s got this intense stare that even then, you could tell, would be his thing. He doesn't do much, just watches a lot, but his presence is felt. It's almost unsettling how serious he looks in such a silly film.
The film’s humor mostly comes from these broad, almost cartoonish reactions. Someone trips, someone gets splashed, someone makes a face. It’s not exactly sophisticated, but it has this kind of earnestness to it. Like they really tried to make you laugh with what they had.
There’s a bit where Pauline Garon’s character tries to explain something really important, but Blystone just keeps nodding along, completely missing the point. She gets increasingly frustrated, and her gestures become bigger and bigger. It's quite expressive. You can almost feel her exasperation, even without sound.
The ending feels a little abrupt, like they just ran out of film or something. It doesn't quite resolve everything, but just kind of… stops. It’s not a big, grand finale. More of a shrug. 🤷
Is it a must-see? Probably not, unless you’re really into this specific corner of cinema. It’s a curiosity, a snapshot of early comedic efforts. If you’re a fan of the cast, or just love seeing how these films were made, then yeah, give it a shot. Otherwise, there are certainly more polished silent comedies out there. But sometimes, a little roughness is what you’re looking for, right?