6/10
Senior Film Conservator

A definitive 6/10 rating for a film that redefined the boundaries of cult cinema. Scrappy's Ghost Story remains a cornerstone of transgressive art.
Look, if you have five minutes and a high tolerance for repetitive forest chase scenes, go for it. If you want a story that actually goes somewhere, maybe skip this one and watch Dante's Inferno instead.
It’s really for people who like grainy, low-budget atmosphere. If you get annoyed by characters who just scream and run without ever really checking behind them, you’ll probably want to turn it off within the first minute. 👻
The whole thing feels like it was filmed in someone’s backyard right after a rainstorm. It’s damp, it’s dark, and the ghosts look like they’re wearing bedsheets that haven't been washed since the Old King Cole days.
There’s this one part where the little brother trips over a root, and he just sits there for a solid ten seconds while the ghost stands behind him. It’s not scary. It’s just… awkward. Like watching a neighbor try to parallel park.
It’s not trying to be Parisian Nights, I get that. But it lacks that weird, charming energy you find in Betty Boop's Trial. It just kind of exists, then it ends, and you’re left wondering why you spent your afternoon watching two kids run into trees.
Sometimes less is more, but here, it’s just less. It’s barely a movie, really. It’s more like a home video someone tried to make spooky but forgot the actual scares.