5.4/10
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A definitive 5.4/10 rating for a film that redefined the boundaries of cult cinema. Ship Ahoy remains a cornerstone of transgressive art.
If you go into this expecting a cat hitting a mouse with a frying pan, you are going to be very confused. This is the Van Beuren version of Tom and Jerry, who are just two guys—one tall, one short—who seem to exist only to be bothered by their surroundings.
Is it worth watching today? Honestly, yes, but only if you have a high tolerance for things that make absolutely no sense. If you want a plot that follows any kind of logic, you will probably hate this with a passion.
It’s a short film for people who like to see how animators behaved before Disney made everything look all "perfect" and professional. 🎨
The whole thing kicks off with them on a boat, and right away, you notice the boat isn't really a boat. It moves like it is made of rubber or maybe really thick soup.
Every single piece of wood on this ship bends when the characters walk on it. It’s that classic rubber-hose style where bones don't exist and gravity is just a suggestion that nobody follows.
The ocean in this movie is genuinely terrifying if you think about it for more than three seconds. The waves have hands sometimes, or they just sort of swallow things without any splash.
There is a moment where the water looks less like water and more like a moving gray curtain. It’s very lo-fi, but it has a charm that you don't see in modern stuff like Columbia, the Gem, and the Ocean.
I noticed that the characters' faces change shapes constantly. One second Jerry has a round head, and the next, he looks like a deflated basketball. 🏀
It’s not bad animation, really. It’s just... fluid in a way that feels like the artists were making it up as they went along.
There’s this weird scene with a sea monster that has way too many teeth. It doesn't even do much, it just sort of exists to look creepy for a few frames.
The music is doing a lot of heavy lifting here. Since there isn't much dialogue that matters, the horns and pianos just blast away to tell you how to feel.
Sometimes the music stops for a second and the silence feels really heavy. It's like the movie forgot it was supposed to be funny.
Why did every cartoon in 1930 need a skeleton? I’m genuinely asking. It feels like a rule they had back then.
They end up in the water, and of course, there are skeletons dancing or hanging out. It reminds me of the weird vibes in The Victory of Virtue, where things just get dark for no reason.
The way the skeletons move is actually the best part of the whole short. They have more personality than the main characters do half the time.
There is a specific shot where a fish looks at the camera and just blinks. It felt like the fish was judging me for watching this at 2 AM. 🐟
I love how the background characters just disappear sometimes. Like, there will be a crowd, and then the camera moves, and suddenly they are all gone.
It’s much more chaotic than something like Sherlock Sleuth, which at least tries to have a mystery going on. This is just pure, unadulterated weirdness.
The ending is abrupt. It doesn't really conclude anything; it just sort of... stops.
I think I prefer this to the more "refined" cartoons that came later. There is a grit to the film grain and the scratchy audio that makes it feel like a lost relic.
It’s not a masterpiece. It’s barely a story. But it’s a vibe.
If you’ve seen The Song of the Soul, you know how these old films can sometimes feel heavy. This one isn't heavy, it's just dizzying.
Anyway, if you have eight minutes to spare and want to feel like your brain is melting slightly, give it a look. Just don't expect the cat. 🐱

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