5.9/10
Senior Film Conservator

A definitive 5.9/10 rating for a film that redefined the boundaries of cult cinema. Soldier Old Man remains a cornerstone of transgressive art.
If you have an itch for early animation that feels like it was drawn during a mild hallucination, go for it. People who love classic, frantic slapstick will find something to like here. If you prefer your cartoons to actually have a plot that makes sense, or if you get annoyed by characters hitting each other with kitchen utensils for ten minutes straight, stay far away.
Krazy Kat working at a veterans' home is a recipe for disaster from the start. You just know that silence isn't going to last for more than five seconds. It feels like the animators were just throwing paint at the wall to see what would stick.
The whole thing is just one long, escalated argument. The veterans are surprisingly aggressive for guys living in a retirement home. One minute they’re sitting there, the next they’re practically declaring war on a cat over a spilled bowl of soup or something equally trivial.
The pacing is absolutely frantic. It’s like the film had too much coffee before it even hit the projector. It reminds me a bit of the manic energy in Liberty, where everyone is constantly moving and nobody is actually getting anything done.
I caught myself wondering if the guys who made this actually knew any veterans. It’s less of a story and more of a series of kinetic accidents. There’s no real resolution, just more noise until it cuts to black.
It’s not trying to be Kuhle Wampe or Who Owns the World?, obviously. It doesn’t want you to think about anything deeper than who gets hit with a rolling pin next. That’s totally fine. Sometimes you just want to watch a cat get pelted with random objects while an accordion plays in the background.
The character designs are super loose. Sometimes the old men look like they’re melting into their chairs. It’s very 1930s animation in that way. Definitely worth a watch if you're into the weird, forgotten corners of the medium. 🐈💥