5.1/10
Senior Film Conservator

A definitive 5.1/10 rating for a film that redefined the boundaries of cult cinema. The Lottery Bride remains a cornerstone of transgressive art.
If you have about eighty minutes and a high tolerance for people bursting into song in the middle of a blizzard, you should watch this. It is definitely for people who like old Hollywood artifacts that don't quite know what they want to be. If you hate stagy acting or plots that rely on everyone being incredibly dramatic for no reason, you will probably want to turn it off after ten minutes.
I found this one while digging through early talkies and it's a trip. Jeanette MacDonald is in it, and she has this way of looking very distressed that was popular back then. She thinks her student boyfriend is stepping out on her, so she signs up to be a 'lottery bride' in Norway. It’s exactly what it sounds like—men buy tickets to win a wife.
It feels like a very strange way to find a partner, even for 1930. The movie doesn't really dwell on the creepiness of the lottery though. It just treats it like a normal Tuesday at a mining camp.
The sets are huge but they also look like they might fall over if someone sneezes. Everything is covered in fake snow that looks a bit like soap suds or maybe flour. It reminds me a bit of the vibe in The Squall where the atmosphere is just a little too thick to be real.
Joe E. Brown is here too. He’s the comic relief and he does that thing where he opens his mouth really wide. It’s funny the first three times, but by the end, you’re just wondering if his jaw hurts. He and Zasu Pitts have these little side scenes that feel like they belong in a totally different movie.
One moment that stuck with me is the drinking song in the camp. A bunch of guys in heavy coats are just belting it out. It goes on for a while. A long while.
You can tell the director was really proud of the sound recording. In 1930, being able to hear people sing clearly was still a big deal. But sometimes the camera just sits there, staring at them like it's frozen in the ice too.
The plot takes a wild turn when a Zeppelin shows up. I wasn't expecting a disaster movie to break out in the middle of my operetta. The boyfriend, Chris, is on the airship and it crashes into the ice.
The special effects for the crash are... well, they tried. You can see the wires if you look close enough. But there is something charming about how much effort they put into the miniature models. It feels more human than the perfect CGI we get now.
There is a scene where they are trying to rescue people from the ice and it’s actually kind of tense. Jeanette MacDonald is out there looking worried in a very expensive-looking fur hat. It’s not exactly a gritty survival story, but for a movie called The Lottery Bride, it gets surprisingly dark.
I kept thinking about The Painted Angel while watching this. Both movies have that early sound era awkwardness where the actors are still figuring out how to talk and move at the same time.
"I didn't come here to be won in a game of chance!"
That line is great because she literally did. That was the whole point of the trip. But logic isn't really the engine driving this ship.
The music is fine, I guess. It’s that high-pitched operatic style that Jeanette MacDonald was famous for. If you like that, you'll be happy. If you don't, it might sound like a tea kettle going off in the next room.
The ending happens very fast. One minute they are dying on an ice floe, the next minute everything is sorted out. It’s very abrupt. It’s like the film crew ran out of fake snow and just decided to wrap it up.
It’s not a masterpiece, but it’s interesting. It’s a glimpse into a time when movies were still trying to find their feet. ❄️
I also noticed a weird extra in the background of the mining camp scene who just stares directly into the lens for a solid five seconds. He looks genuinely confused about why he is in Norway. I felt for him.
If you've seen A Romance of Happy Valley, you know how these old sentimental stories go. They just pile on the irony until someone cries. The Lottery Bride does that, but with more snow and airships.
Give it a look if you're bored. Just don't expect it to make total sense. It’s a 1930s musical—sense was never invited to the party.

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