Rin-Tin-Tin's "Million Dollar Collar": A Quick, Quirky Silent Ride 🐶

Alright, so is *The Million Dollar Collar* worth watching today? 🤔 Look, if you’re into old movies, especially silent ones with an animal star, then absolutely. It’s a pretty quick watch, just over an hour. But if you’re someone who needs sound, fast cuts, or super deep plots, this probably isn’t for you. It's more of a cozy, short dive into 1929 cinema, like finding an old photo album.

The whole thing kicks off with Rinty – that’s Rin-Tin-Tin, of course – getting into a car wreck. It looks surprisingly dramatic for the era. Then Bill Holmes, played by Matty Kemp, comes along and rescues him. This is where things get interesting, because Bill has no clue Rinty's carrying this huge, *stolen* diamond necklace right there in his collar. Like, right there!

You gotta give it to Rinty; he’s the real star here. His expressions are just wonderful. He really seems to 'act' in a way that some human actors from the time couldn't quite manage. The camera just loves him, and honestly, you will too.

Poor Bill, though. He's totally innocent, kind of wide-eyed and a bit clueless. His main characteristic is just being a good guy who stumbles into trouble. He gets mixed up with a gang because of this whole necklace business. You know how it goes in these kinds of stories. 🤦

The bad guys are pretty much what you’d expect: generic villains who want the shiny diamonds. But then there's Mary French, played by Evelyn Pierce. She’s part of the gang, but you can tell she's *over it*. Like, completely done with the whole criminal lifestyle. When she sees Bill and Rinty, it’s a quick decision for her. She decides to help them out, which is nice and convenient for the plot.

Pacing-wise, it's a silent film, so things move at their own rhythm. Lots of title cards to keep you informed. Sometimes a shot lingers a bit, maybe on a face or a door, for what feels like a beat too long. But you sort of adjust to it. It’s a different kind of watching experience.

There are some truly endearing little bits. One scene, Bill just sort of *wanders* into the gang's lair, almost by accident. It's pretty funny how casually he gets caught up. And the way the necklace is finally discovered? It just kind of… falls out. No big dramatic reveal, just a little plop. It’s charming in its simplicity.

The escape sequence is a bit rushed, but hey, it gets the job done. Rinty does his hero dog thing, and Mary helps Bill. It’s all very straightforward. No big surprises, but that’s not really the point of this kind of movie.

By the end, Bill and Mary end up together. They even get the reward money for the necklace, which is a sweet touch. A classic 'happily ever after' for a silent film romance. It’s all very uncomplicated and kinda sweet. The Smart Sex this is not, in terms of complexity.

Overall, *The Million Dollar Collar* is a nice little time capsule. It’s not trying to be a profound exploration of anything. It’s just a solid, simple adventure that lets Rin-Tin-Tin shine. If you’re ever just looking for something different on a lazy afternoon, this could be it. Rinty truly earns his kibble here. 🌟