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5/10
Senior Film Conservator
A definitive 5/10 rating for a film that redefined the boundaries of cult cinema. The Sport of Kings remains a cornerstone of transgressive art.
So, is The Sport of Kings worth your time today? If you're into those old-school British comedies where everyone sounds like they're auditioning for a fancy tea commercial, then yes. If you need a plot that actually moves fast, you'll probably hate it.
The movie is basically a filmed stage play. It feels very small and a bit dusty, but in a way that’s kind of cozy if you’re in the right mood.
The story is simple. Two city guys who love the races go to the country to visit a Justice of the Peace. This guy is super anti-gambling. He’s the kind of person who probably thinks dancing is a crime too.
Most of the movie is just them trying to check the racing results without him seeing. It’s a lot of hiding newspapers under cushions and whispering. It gets a bit repetitive after the third time they almost get caught.
Honestly, Gordon Harker is the only reason I didn't turn this off halfway through. He plays the valet, and his face is just legendary. He looks like a tired bulldog who just lost his lunch money.
Every time he walks into a room, the movie gets about 50% better. He has this way of saying lines that makes them feel like he’s sharing a secret he doesn't even like. 🤨
The lead actors, Leslie Henson and Hugh Wakefield, are... a lot. They do that very loud, very fast acting that was popular back then. It’s a bit exhausting to keep up with.
There’s a bit of physical comedy involving a mustache that goes on way too long. I think I counted at least thirty seconds where nothing happened but fumbling. It was so awkward that I actually started laughing, but probably not for the reason the director wanted.
It reminds me a bit of the frantic energy in Parlor, Bedroom and Bath. But while that one feels very American and bouncy, this feels very stiff and British.
The sets look like they were made of cardboard. Whenever someone closes a door, you can see the whole 'wall' shake a little bit. I love details like that. It makes the whole thing feel more human and less like a product.
I forgot halfway through why they were even at the judge's house. I don't think the movie cares either. It’s just an excuse to have people run in and out of doors. 🚪
If you've seen something like The Stolen Jools, you know how these early talkies can be hit or miss. This one is a mild hit just for the vibes.
It’s not a masterpiece. It’s barely even a 'good' movie by modern standards. But it’s got a certain charm if you like watching people from 1931 act like idiots.
Don't expect much and you'll have a fine time. Just maybe have a coffee first so you don't drift off during the long dialogue scenes. ☕
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