5/10
Senior Film Conservator

A definitive 5/10 rating for a film that redefined the boundaries of cult cinema. Uncle Tom and Little Eva remains a cornerstone of transgressive art.
If you're a film historian or just have a weird obsession with how people used to interpret 19th-century literature, sure. Everyone else? You’ll probably just be confused and a little bored. 🤷♂️
It’s a musical parody of Uncle Tom’s Cabin. Which, you know, feels like a really strange choice for a song-and-dance routine. The whole thing moves so fast you can barely track who is who.
Mannie Davis and John Foster are doing their best, I guess. But there’s this persistent, slightly off-key energy to the whole thing that makes it hard to look away. It’s not necessarily good, but it’s definitely something.
I found myself wondering if they realized how bizarre this was while they were filming it. Some of the movements feel so stiff, like they were worried the cameras would break if they moved too quickly.
It’s way more stripped down than something like Captain of the Guard. There’s no pretense here. Just a couple of guys in costumes and a very thin premise holding it all together.
Watching this made me think about The Whispering Chorus, mostly because both films feel like they belong to a completely different planet. They’re artifacts. Dust and light captured in a way we just don't do anymore.
The pacing is non-existent. It just sort of happens to you for a few minutes and then stops. No grand finale, no big message. Just done.
It’s the kind of thing you watch once at 2:00 AM while you’re eating cereal, and then you never think about it again. Until someone asks if you've seen it. Then you say, "Yeah, it was weird."