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In a whirligig of fate mirroring the era's economic anxieties, ne'er-do-well philosopher Johnny Rutledge embodies his self-penned manifesto 'Taking it Easy, or Everything Comes to Him Who Waits' until destitution strikes. His quixotic chivalry compels him to surrender his final ten dollars to struggling wordsmith Anne Travers, triggering his eviction. Exiled from bourgeois comfort by a stern paterfamilias demanding $5,000 self-earned, Johnny tumbles into the ragtag orbit of a traveling medicine show peddling false hope. Meanwhile, Anne's mounting frustration with Johnny's inertia renders her vulnerable to a silver-tongued grifter who uncovers her peculiar inheritance clause: a fortune awaits if wed by deadline. The con artist metamorphoses into a literary luminary to seduce her. When tardy intelligence of Anne's nuptials reaches Johnny, dormant vigor erupts—grand theft auto, clerical impersonation, and a breakneck dash culminate in a ceremony-shattering entrance. Fraud exposed, Johnny claims bride and bounty alike, hurtling to his father's lawyer with the windfall. Advised once more to 'take it easy,' the reformed idler retorts with kinetic finality: 'There ain't no such word.'