Seven Keys to Baldpate

Summary

A storm-lugged night flings Gerald Harcourt—scribbler of penny dreadfuls—into the hermitic hush of Baldpate Inn, a summer palace shuttered for winter like a mausoleum of leisure. He wagers he can spin an entire novel in twenty-four undisturbed hours; instead, the taproom becomes a carousel of skeleton keys, seven of them, each unlocking not doors but ontological trapdoors. Agnes Keogh, the flapper with a mind like a switchblade, arrives first, purporting to be the caretaker’s niece; her laughter ricochets off oak panels like phantom bullets. Next, a counterfeit mayor, a treasury clerk who speaks only in ledger-code, and a crooning anarchist with a valise of dynamite masquerading as a tea service. The candlelight thickens, revealing clandestine panels behind portraits of long-dead robber barons; the ink in Harcourt’s fountain pen begins to mirror blood. Every arrival rewrites the previous backstory: Agnes is now a federal agent, the mayor a vanished financier, Harcourt himself possibly the architect of the whole charade. The seventh key, tarnished coral, opens a basement vault where reels of nitrate film burn with memories no one ever shot. At dawn the inn collapses inward, a snow-globe of splinters, yet the survivors exit through the same front door, blinking at a sunrise that looks uncannily spliced from another picture entirely. Nothing is solved; every confession is retracted; the only corpse is narrative certainty itself, laid out on the billiard table under a sheet of unfinished manuscript pages.

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