Summary
In the somnolent confines of a town seemingly devoid of eligible bachelors, Annice Paisch, a young woman of audacious ingenuity, alongside her companion Edna Lawson, devises a scheme born of romantic desperation. She meticulously sows metallic tacks across the most trafficked thoroughfare near her abode, a calculated act of vehicular sabotage designed to ensnare a suitable prospect. Her stratagem bears immediate fruit when New Yorker Vance Duncan's automobile succumbs to the metallic ambush, forcing him into a period of convalescence under the care of Annice's father, the local physician. This enforced proximity sparks Edna's affections for Vance. Simultaneously, Annice, dispatched to telegraph Vance's uncle, Mike Darcy, encounters the seemingly astute detective Robert Cord, who gravely informs her of Vance's profound struggle with alcoholism. Upon the arrival of the purported Uncle Mike, Annice finds herself captivated by his charm. However, the narrative takes a farcical turn when Cord, acting on his misguided convictions, orchestrates Vance's incarceration within the ironically monikered Dr. Dumbbell's Sanitarium for Drunkards. Undeterred, Annice, displaying remarkable resourcefulness, infiltrates the institution disguised as a patient, orchestrating Vance's daring escape. Their triumphant return home, however, is met with a startling revelation: another 'Uncle Mike' is present, vehemently chastising Detective Cord for his egregious error in apprehending the wrong man. The elaborate web of deception and mistaken identity untangles itself, leaving the four protagonists—Annice, Edna, Vance, and the *true* Uncle Mike—to finally pursue their respective romantic inclinations in peace, the 'gold cure' having, in its convoluted fashion, delivered its promised marital bounty.
Synopsis
Annice Paisch and her friend, Edna Lawson, almost despair of finding husbands in their dull hometown until Annice is struck with the idea of strewing tacks over the heavily traveled road that passes her house. New Yorker Vance Duncan promptly has an accident and is forced to recuperate in the home of Annice's father, the local doctor. Vance sends Annice to the telegraph station to wire his uncle, Mike Darcy, and there she meets detective Robert Cord, who informs her that Vance is a hopeless alcoholic. Uncle Mike arrives and Annice immediately falls in love with him, while Edna longs for Vance. Cord has Vance imprisoned in Dr. Dumbbell's Sanitarium for Drunkards, but Annice, masquerading as a patient, smuggles him out. They arrive home to find someone else's "Uncle Mike" chastising the detective for tracking down the wrong man, and the four young lovers finally are left in peace.
