The Tale of a Wag

Summary

A mosquito, shrill as a piccolo, torments the dozing commuters of New Monia station; Mr. Givney, bowler askew, swats at empty air while the insect pirouettes above his glistening pate. Into this stale tableau bursts Jerry—lanky, bright-eyed, half-hooligan, half-poet—who spies salvation in the whipcrack tail of his scruffy mongrel. One length of twine, one claw-hammer, and the dog becomes a living metronome of slapstick violence: tail thwacks hammer, hammer chases mosquito, mosquito taunts fate. The platform erupts in a Dada ballet of flailing arms, loosened suspenders, and toppled trunks, each frame stuttering like a hand-cranked fever dream. When the insect finally perches on the station clock, the hammer’s arc freezes mid-air—time, tail, and ambition suspended in one crystalline gag—before the inevitable crash sends splinters, dog, and human dignity sprawling across the rails. Yet the mosquito escapes, leaving only the echo of laughter and the faint scent of kerosene from the lamp that Jerry kicked over in triumph.

Synopsis

When a persistent mosquito annoys Mr. Givney at the New Monia station, Jerry gets the idea to tie a hammer to his dog's tail to swat the pesky insect.