Cult Review
Senior Film Conservator

If you have a soft spot for 1930s vocal groups and guys wearing hats that look slightly too small, then yes.
Anyone looking for a deep story or *actual* musketeer sword fighting will be very, very disappointed. 🤺
I honestly went into this expecting some kind of adventure. Instead, I got four men harmonizing at me for a few minutes.
It’s a weird little artifact. It feels like something you’d find on a dusty reel in a basement and wonder why it was made.
The Four Musketeers don't actually do anything musketeer-y. They just sing. 🎤
They look like they are having a decent time, though. Especially the guy on the far right who keeps smiling at the camera like he knows a secret.
The lighting is... not great. It’s very flat and makes their faces look a bit like unbaked dough.
I noticed one of the guys has a distractingly shiny forehead. I spent at least two minutes just wondering if the studio was really hot or if they forgot the powder that day.
The sound quality is surprisingly okay for how old this is. You can hear the individual voices pretty well, which is nice because their harmonies are actually tight.
It reminded me a bit of the musical bits in Radio Parade, but without the budget. Or the variety.
There is no camera movement at all. It just stays there. It's like the cameraman went to get a sandwich and just left the thing running.
Actually, the lack of editing makes it feel more *real*. You see the little wobbles when they take a breath.
I think I saw a fly buzz past the tenor’s ear around the three-minute mark. He didn't even flinch. That’s professional, I guess.
If you’ve seen Two Good Boys Gone Wrong, you know how these early sound shorts can be hit or miss. This one is a 'hit' only if you really like the music.
The costumes are funny. They are trying so hard to look like legendary fighters, but they just look like a barbershop quartet on Halloween. 🎃
I wish they had at least one sword. Just one. For the aesthetic.
The way they transition between songs is just... a slight pause. No talking. No jokes. Just silence then boom, more singing.
It’s much better than something like Oh, the Women! because it doesn't try to be a 'big movie' when it clearly isn't.
It knows what it is. It’s a showcase for some guys who can hit high notes.
I liked the second song better than the first. It had a bit more bounce to it. The first one felt a little bit like a funeral march if the funeral was also a circus.
One of the singers keeps adjusting his belt. I think his pants were falling down. 👖
Is it a cinematic achievement? Absolutely not. It’s a YouTube video from 1932.
But there is something sweet about it. It’s just people performing because that’s what they do.
If you're into the history of vocal groups, it's a gold mine. If you're into *movies*, it's a bit of a snooze.
I’ll probably forget I watched it by tomorrow, but I enjoyed the shiny forehead guy while he lasted.
It's certainly more coherent than The Sin Woman, even if it has zero plot. At least you know what's happening here.
Final thought: If you watch this, do it for the harmonies and the weird 1930s energy. Don't expect a masterpiece. Just sit back and let the musketeers sing at you. 🎶

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