Stand and Deliver (1928): A Grumpy Man, a Fiery Woman, and Some Bandits 🤷

Okay, so you're thinking about watching 1928's Stand and Deliver? Look, if you’re hoping for a gripping action-adventure that holds up today, probably best to skip this one. But if you’ve got a soft spot for silent-era melodrama, or just want to see how a 'man's man' dealt with his feelings back then, then sure, pull up a chair. You'll either find it charmingly dated or just plain baffling.

Rod La Rocque plays Captain D'Artagnan... yes, really. He's this tough guy, bored stiff after the Great War ended. You get the sense he misses the chaos, which is a whole mood, I guess. His initial scenes are full of him just looking moody and restless, like a kid who can’t find his favorite toy. 😒

Then he's off to Greece to hunt some big bad bandit, and this is where Lupe Velez pops up. She's this village girl, very much not delicate. They meet, and you just know his whole 'women are terrible' thing is about to get a serious workout. And boy, does it.

There's this one moment where she's just staring at him, like she can see right through his whole grumpy facade. It’s a small thing, but it kinda sells their dynamic better than any title card could. She’s got this fire. 🔥

The bandit stuff, though... it’s a bit generic. Lots of riding horses and dusty landscapes. You don't really feel the threat of the bandit, more like he's just a plot device to get D'Artagnan and the girl into tricky situations. The fights are exactly what you'd expect from the era: dramatic flailing and very staged punches. One guy falls off a horse and you can almost hear the director yelling 'Cut!' before he even hits the ground.

What actually sticks with you is the push-and-pull between D'Artagnan and Velez. He's trying so hard to be the stoic, woman-hating hero, but she just keeps chipping away at it. She's rescued by him, but she's not exactly grateful or quiet. She's got opinions, and she’s not afraid to use them. It's kinda refreshing, actually, for a film of this age.

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There's a scene, I think it's near a campfire, where he's giving her this look – like he's genuinely confused by her existence. It's not outright anger, more a sort of bewildered frustration. And you can tell he knows his whole 'no women' rule is slowly crumbling. That subtle shift, it’s what makes those moments work.

Donald Crisp shows up too, as the villain, or one of them. He's got that classic sneer. You see him and you just know he's up to no good. But honestly, his role feels a little... undercooked. Like they needed a bad guy, and he was available. Not a lot of depth there, just pure evil vibes.

The movie keeps trying to remind you of D'Artagnan’s past, his war trauma, but it never really lands. It’s more stated than shown. You’re told he’s haunted, but he mostly just looks annoyed. Maybe that’s the point? A man dealing with things badly? Hard to tell.

And the ending... well, it’s a silent film romance, so you can probably guess how things shake out. It doesn't exactly reinvent the wheel. But the journey, watching Velez break down La Rocque’s walls, is pretty entertaining. She is the show here, really. Her energy just pops off the screen.

I did notice, during one of the chases, a horse stumble a little. Just for a second. Made me wonder how many takes they did. Also, the hats. So many hats. Everyone has a very specific hat. It’s a whole thing.

So, yeah, Stand and Deliver is less about the bandit chase and more about can this grumpy man learn to love? It's got its slow spots, for sure, and sometimes the dramatic pauses feel like they go on forever. But for a glimpse into early Hollywood's take on adventure and romance, it’s an interesting watch.