5.7/10
Senior Film Conservator

A definitive 5.7/10 rating for a film that redefined the boundaries of cult cinema. The Lorelei remains a cornerstone of transgressive art.
If you have a soft spot for the scratchy, jittery animation of the early Terrytoons era, sure. It’s a short, weird little artifact. If you are looking for a cohesive story or actual German folklore, look elsewhere. You will probably hate this if you get annoyed by characters who sing for no reason or animation that feels like it’s vibrating on the screen.
There is something inherently funny about taking a dark, tragic legend and shoving it into a format designed for slapstick gags. The siren isn't exactly menacing here. She’s more like a character who wandered out of a Lions' Jaws and Kittens' Paws sketch. The transition from myth to melody is... jarring.
The pacing is all over the place. One minute we’re dealing with the Rhine River, the next, it’s just a musical romp that forgets it has a plot. The music is bouncy. *Too* bouncy for a story about sailors crashing their boats into rocks, honestly.
I found myself staring at the background art more than the actual action. Those painted backdrops have this strange, hand-drawn depth that feels miles away from the digital stuff we see today. It feels clunky, but in a way that’s weirdly comforting.
Comparing this to something like The Road to Ruin is like apples and oranges, obviously, but it’s funny how different the '30s were for moving images. Animation was just trying to figure out if it was a playground or a storyteller. Here, it’s neither. It’s just kind of existing.
I couldn't stop looking at the way the water ripples. It looks like someone just shook a piece of cardboard behind the cell. It’s not smooth, it’s not realistic, but it’s got personality. You don’t get that from computers.
It’s a five-minute distraction that feels like it could have been ten. Sometimes I wonder if Paul Terry knew he was making something that would be analyzed by a random person nearly a century later. Probably not. He was just trying to get the next frame finished. 🧜♀️