Summary
A biting satire of the burgeoning American upper-middle class, 'Get the Boy' centers on Willie O’Donovan, a youth whose existence is perceived as a logistical hindrance by his social-climbing mother and industrially preoccupied father. The family dynamic is a powder keg of domestic friction, eventually extinguished—or rather, relocated—by the intervention of the patriarch, Cormack O’Donovan. Upon observing the toxic atmosphere of his son's household, the retired millionaire contractor whisks Willie away to a boarding school, an environment that proves equally hostile under the thumb of the schoolyard bully, Peters. The narrative pivot occurs when Cormack passes away in Baden Baden, leaving a will that is as cunning as it is disruptive: his entire fortune is bequeathed to Willie, yet the legal custody of said wealth is granted to whoever Willie is residing with on his eighteenth birthday. This clause transforms the boy from a 'nuisance' into a high-stakes commodity. As the O’Donovan parents undergo a bitter divorce, their latent parental instincts are replaced by a predatory pursuit of their son’s capital. The ensuing chase involves a pair of bumbling detectives, Clews and Ketchum, who engage in a series of farcical identity errors and kidnapping attempts. Willie, demonstrating a resourcefulness born of neglect, evades capture through a series of picaresque misadventures—including a humiliating stint in a burlap sack after a gang of hobos strips him of his dignity. The film culminates in a legal showdown where the parents’ greed is thwarted by a romantic masterstroke: Willie’s secret marriage to Mary, a country girl, which ensures his financial and personal autonomy, forcing a reconciliation that is more about fiscal survival than genuine domestic harmony.
Synopsis
Willie O'Donovan, grandson of Cormack O'Donovan, a retired millionaire contractor, is regarded by his parents as more of a nuisance than an asset. Mr. O'Donovan, Willie's father, is actively engaged in business, while his wife is an enthusiastic aspirant for social recognition. The grandfather, coming to the O'Donovans' home for dinner, enters to find that he has interrupted a domestic row. The grandfather, disliking to have Willie brought up in such an atmosphere, persuades the parents to let him send the boy away to a boarding school. Willie arrives on the school grounds and is made miserable by Peters, one of the other boys. Peters is in love with Mary, a pretty country girl. Willie receives word from Baden Baden, where grandfather had gone for his health, announcing his death. The will he has left with his valet bequeaths his entire fortune to Willie, but naming the person with whom he is living on his eighteenth birthday as the custodian of the fortune until Willie has reached his majority. Willie's parents are overjoyed when they hear of the news. O'Donovan has been losing money rapidly in his business and finds Willie's fortune a necessity. Since the grandfather's departure for Europe they have entered suit for divorce which complicates matters. Each of them decides to beat the other to the possession of the boy before he reaches his eighteenth year. Each of them writes to him to come to them. Willie refuses to have anything to do with them, so each hires a detective to get him. Clews, the father's detective, captures him, but Willie succeeds in giving the detective the impression that he is not Willie. That night Clews breaks into the dormitory, and following directions given him by Willie, gets another boy whom he takes back to the city to the waiting father. Willie's father is enraged at the detective's mistake and orders him back to get the boy. Returning to the school grounds he and Ketchum, the rival detectives, are pitted against each other. But Willie is too clever for them, and evades the detectives each time they plan to get him. School ends and Willie goes to live at Mary's home in the country. But the villains still pursue him. While he and Mary are fishing, Clews manages to capture him and take him back to his waiting auto. Ketchum, however, in the meantime, has learned that Clews is ahead of him. He hurries to the village constable and enlists his aid, insisting that a kidnapping is about to be pulled off. And so, when Clews arrives at the machine he is met by the posse and is arrested. In the confusion, however, Ketchum gets Willie on board a train and starts with him for New York. Ten miles out of town Willie escapes. En route, he runs into a gang of hobos who take his money and clothes. Willie is then forced to hide his nakedness in a sack. O'Donovan gets Clews out of jail and they start for town when they see Willie returning in his sack. They give chase, but Willie beats them to the gardener's cottage, where he gets a suit of clothes and starts for the church where he is to meet Mary. They trail him there and capture him again. Willie, who is wearing the gardener's clothes, begs for permission to return to Mary's for his own clothes. They hurry there and are met at the house by Mrs. O'Donovan, Ketchum, Mary and her mother. When Mary's mother refuses to let either party take the boy without a warrant, they rush off to get said warrants from the town justice of the peace. While they are gone Willie escapes through the window and they return to find him gone. The next day Willie is eighteen, and since he is living with neither of them, the money is to go to charity. They go to the attorney's office to hear the settlement of the will. One minute before the appointed hour, in walks Mary and demands the money. The parents are indignant until she informs them that Willie is living with her. Mother is about to faint when in walks Willie and announces that they are married and on their way to Europe on a honeymoon. The parents make up and decide to forget the divorce.
