Summary
Mary Blake, a siren of intellect shackled by the era’s blinkered gaze, first glides into the marble mausoleum of James Stanhope’s office—a cathedral of male ego where typists are expected to be ornamental and mute. Her silhouette, too luminous for ledger columns, is instantly branded a liability; desire masquerades as incompetence, and she is cast out. What follows is a metamorphosis as sly as any in silent-era alchemy: she erases her own radiance—unplucks brows, dusts hair with ash, dons spectacles thick as ashtrays—until the mirror returns a woman the world will not covet. Thus armored in anti-glamour, she re-enters the lion’s den, keystrokes now mistaken for genius, her brain finally audible above the static of her hips. Yet the plot pirouettes into geopolitical farce: Bolshevik boogeymen slither through Stanhope’s wainscoting, truss him like a goose, and plant a bomb beneath his bespoke arrogance. At this crucible Mary sheds the drab carapace; lipstick reclaims her mouth like a battle standard, and she dances a lethally comic fandango with the three revolutionaries—each seduced, distracted, then cold-cocked with a brass statuette of blindfolded Justice. The explosive timer ticks in counterpoint to the flickering shadows of slapstick, until the final thud of metal on skull syncs with the extinguished fuse. Stanhope, ego defused alongside the dynamite, kneels, offering marriage as though it were back pay for centuries of chauvinist arrears.
Synopsis
When Mary Blake applies for the position of personal secretary to misogynist James Stanhope, she is judged too attractive to accomplish the job. Mary returns home, makes herself unattractive and is promptly hired. Stanhope is assisting the government in the arrest of Bolshevists, and one night three revolutionaries enter the house, bind and gag Stanhope and put a time bomb under his chair. Discarding her unattractive disguise, Mary vamps the three into submission, clouts each on the head with a brass statue and saves her boss's life. Mary's resourcefulness forces Stanhope to give up his disdain for pretty women, and he proposes to his attractive secretary.
