
Summary
A sun-bleached Ventura Boulevard doubling for seventeenth-century Gascony becomes the stage where Max Linder, cinema’s first international superstar, pirouettes through Dumas like a tipsy satyr. Dart-in-Again—musketeer by vocation, klutz by divine calling—storms Versailles-ready sets astride a horse that sighs for a lost cow, duels with rubber rapiers that droop in the California heat, and serenades a duchess whose beauty mark migrates between cheekbones for continuity sport. The plot, a feather-weight apostrophe of loyalty letters and treasonous treaties, exists only to be shredded: Cardinal Richelieu’s omnipotent machinations collapse when a Pasadena traffic cop wanders into frame; the Queen’s diamonds are smuggled inside a custard pie that refuses to stay put; the climactic siege is won by accident when a passing streetcar severs the rope of the villains’ drawbridge. Linder, eyes twinkling like absinthe under moonlight, lets every gag detonate twice—once for the Fairbanks myth, once for the audience that once adored him—then limps away, lungs scarred by war gas, swagger still immaculate.
Synopsis
This delightful burlesque of Alexandre Dumas' famous adventure narrative (and then-leading screen swashbuckler Douglas Fairbanks' hit films) represented one of writer/director/star Max Linder's attempts to conquer Hollywood on its own turf. He'd been an enormous star in early silent cinema, influencing the style of such subsequent silent comedy luminaries as Charles Chaplin and Buster Keaton. But his health suffered after he was gassed fighting for France in World War I. Despite the support of Chaplin himself (among others), his subsequent career in America never reached the popular heights he had at home. The commercial failure of this final U.S. effort seems particularly bewildering now, since THE THREE MUST-GET-THERES holds up so well. This spoof has the antic star as Dart-in-Again, a rapier-wielding dandy with a lovelorn horse (pining for the cow it left behind in the country) and a tendency to make an idiot of himself whilst attempting to conquer the forces of tyranny. Making scant effort to hide its incongruous modern Southern California backdrops, the movie is full of gags both slapstick and absurdist. Critics gratefully received it at the time. Audiences? Not so much. - Dennis Harvey




















