Let's Get Married

Billy Dexter is a collegiate icon whose gridiron prowess is matched only by his penchant for public brawling. When his latest scuffle threatens the family reputation, his father imposes a draconian reform plan: Billy must serve as an apprentice to a supposedly pious distributor of hymnals. The cosmic joke, however, is on the elder Dexter. The 'devout' woman is actually a legendary saloon-fighter with a thirst for spirits that rivals any dockworker. This chaotic mentorship leads Billy straight to a jail cell rather than salvation. Trapped and desperate to keep his social standing, Billy concocts a ridiculous fabrication for his fiancée, claiming he has been whisked away to the Pacific Islands for missionary work. What follows is a high-speed, slapstick-heavy gauntlet as Billy escapes custody, evades a persistent police force, and attempts to secure a wedding license before his web of lies collapses entirely.